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Long live us  (en Playa de la Malvarrosa, Valencia)

Long live us (en Playa de la Malvarrosa, Valencia)

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Lovely people ↳ Hannah Snowdon

Lovely people 
Hannah Snowdon

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Some legends are told. Some turn to dust or to gold. We’ll go down in history.







some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.


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For you I’d bleed myself dry

For you I’d bleed myself dry