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thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

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doitforbarakatsbooty:

Zachary Steven Merrick - {21/04/1988}

canofloki:

rdjsass:

remember when tony stark ate a donut in a donut because he was going through an existential crisis

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“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”

Albert Einstein (via observando)

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